First Step [Video; public]

[dogwalksyou]

Hello? Hello, yes.

[The dog comes into focus at an odd angle - the communicator is on the floor, between her forepaws as she peers down over it. Apparently satisfied that it's working, she yips in delight, rushing out of view in a close-up whirl of paws and tail and glimpses of an old timber ceiling as she spins in a circle. Then her face reappears, tongue hanging out slightly from her canine grin.]

Hello! I'm the Disreputable Dog. Or the Disreputable Bitch, if you want to be technical. Who wants to go for a walk?

Comments

[dogwalksyou]

Generally, yes.

[She feels fairly content that she's made her point about the multiplicity of paths.]

[mattersverymuch]

I generally break the rules that disagree with my goals. However, that's not very wardenly thinking.

[Wardenly is an adjective now.]

[dogwalksyou]

It is now.

[Because she's a warden. QED.]