First Step [Video; public]

[dogwalksyou]

Hello? Hello, yes.

[The dog comes into focus at an odd angle - the communicator is on the floor, between her forepaws as she peers down over it. Apparently satisfied that it's working, she yips in delight, rushing out of view in a close-up whirl of paws and tail and glimpses of an old timber ceiling as she spins in a circle. Then her face reappears, tongue hanging out slightly from her canine grin.]

Hello! I'm the Disreputable Dog. Or the Disreputable Bitch, if you want to be technical. Who wants to go for a walk?

Comments

[dogwalksyou]

I've been known to steal a shoe here and there. Nothing that would be terribly missed.

[breathoflight]

I'm sure a person's foot would disagree with that.

[dogwalksyou]

I'd never steal from someone who had just the one pair! Unless they really deserved it.

[breathoflight]

Well that's certainly considerate of someone who is disreputable.

[dogwalksyou]

I'm full of surprises that way.

[breathoflight]

There are certainly worse surprises.

[dogwalksyou]

Precisely so.